A flat white’s the drink that I hold dear,
With salted caramel (sugar-free, don’t sneer!).
Extra milk to make it right,
Smooth and rich—pure delight.
But first thing in the morning, take this as truth,
Without my coffee, I’m pretty useless, uncouth!
Brains in sleep mode, mood’s a mess,
Hand me my cup, or I’ll confess—
I might just grumble the whole day through,
So best keep me caffeinated, wouldn’t you?



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