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Blaming Gluten for Life’s Problems – Totally Normal, Right?

Daily writing prompt
Are you superstitious?

I’ve never thought of myself as superstitious. Black cats? Fine. Walking under ladders? No problem. But ever since being diagnosed with coeliac disease, I’ve developed a new kind of paranoia—gluten-based superstition.

Dropped my coffee? Must have been thinking about bread. Tripped over my own feet? Definitely the gluten-free pasta’s fault. Got caught in the rain? Probably gluten’s doing somehow.

And don’t get me started on eating out. If something goes wrong the next day, I’m immediately questioning whether that “gluten-free” meal was actually safe or if the waiter just smiled and nodded while mentally picturing a loaf of sourdough.

So no, I’m not superstitious. But if you catch me glaring at a croissant like it personally wronged me, just know—I have my reasons.


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