If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
“May contain humour. Definitely doesn’t contain gluten.”
That pretty much sums me up. A little dry, a bit cheeky, and 100% coeliac safe. I navigate life one gluten-free blunder at a time, armed with a sarcastic comment and a snack I triple-checked the ingredients on.
Because if I’m going to have a medical condition that makes eating out feel like a trust fall into a vat of wheat flour, I might as well brand it properly.
Let’s be honest—if food packaging gets to have dramatic taglines like “Now with EXTRA flavour!” or “Contains traces of nuts,” I think coeliacs deserve one too. Mine just happens to come with eye-rolls and a crumb brush.
Your turn: What would your tagline be? Drop it in the comments—bonus points if it’s food-related or faintly ridiculous. 😉
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