After some serious thought (and by serious, I mean maybe five minutes), I’ve decided I’d totally be Harry Dresden from The Dresden Files. And here’s why:
Magic for Gluten-Free Living
Harry could just wave his staff and poof—gluten-free pizza. No need to fret over ingredient lists. Just zap the gluten away.
Fighting Monsters and Food Fails
While Harry fights demons, I battle gluten in every meal. Harry would totally approve of my gluten-free kitchen and save me from any cursed pancake mix.
Snarky Wizard Vibes
Harry’s got that perfect mix of sarcasm and “I’m just trying to survive” energy. If I could borrow just a bit of his snark, my blog would be unbeatable.
The Wardrobe
Harry rocks a long coat everywhere. And if I were him, I’d wear it in the kitchen while baking gluten-free cookies. It’s not just for wizarding—it hides flour stains too!
So yeah, Harry Dresden—wizard, snack savior, and all-around disaster. If I could be him, I’d fight evil, survive gluten, and still have time for some sarcastic banter. Perfect.



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