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The Coeliac with a Catchphrase: My Life in One Line

Daily writing prompt
If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

“May contain humour. Definitely doesn’t contain gluten.”

That pretty much sums me up. A little dry, a bit cheeky, and 100% coeliac safe. I navigate life one gluten-free blunder at a time, armed with a sarcastic comment and a snack I triple-checked the ingredients on.

Because if I’m going to have a medical condition that makes eating out feel like a trust fall into a vat of wheat flour, I might as well brand it properly.

Let’s be honest—if food packaging gets to have dramatic taglines like “Now with EXTRA flavour!” or “Contains traces of nuts,” I think coeliacs deserve one too. Mine just happens to come with eye-rolls and a crumb brush.


Your turn: What would your tagline be? Drop it in the comments—bonus points if it’s food-related or faintly ridiculous. 😉


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