In the last 24 hours, my blog has gained over 50 new followers — all Gmail addresses, all from France, and all in a suspiciously short window of time.
Now, unless I’ve somehow become an overnight sensation in Paris (which, let’s be honest, I haven’t), this is probably what the experts call “a bot wave.”
First off — to all my real, human followers: thank you. You’re the reason I write this blog. I know who you are. (Mostly. Probably.) And I appreciate every read, comment, share, and kind word more than you know.
Second — to any bots reading this: please enjoy my gluten-free rants, and kindly refrain from stealing my identity or promoting dodgy crypto links in my comments.
Third — for anyone wondering if my blog has been hacked: nope. Everything’s fine. This is just a weird little blip that I’m reporting to WordPress.
So if you’re new here and you’re actually a human — welcome aboard! And if you’re a bot, well… bonjour, I guess?
More gluten-free goodness (and nonsense) coming soon.
— Ben
Update: WordPress has confirmed that there’s no risk to my blog. So we’re calling this “The French Bot Invasion of 2025” and moving on with our lives. 🥖🤖


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